Funny Status for Whatsapp & Facebook in English

Funny Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

Best Collection of  Funny Whatsapp & Facebook Status. We also included Funny Quotes & Funny Status for Whatsapp & Facebook in this Article.

  • Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

  • Almost Everything should be fair in Love and also in Final Exams !!

  • Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

  • A cat is actually better than Girls because at least it stays with you forever !

  • Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

  • Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.

  • Maybe Life after marriage becomes boring for those who don’t take advantage of it.

  • A man should look for what he does so what his wife does all the time.

  • I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.

  • If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.

Sad Status in English

  • Parenting should be as easy as getting fat.

  • Finally I have never seen a funny face that makes me happy

  • After Tuesday even the calendar says” W T F ”

  • Luck is when an opportunity knocks your doors but you are on your phone and cba to answer !

  • Don’t take advise and also don’t give advise especially to friends.

  • My parent taught me many lessons but I bunk all of them.

  • One child makes you a dad so two can make you an umpire.

  • I don’t hate you therefore I was just checking your negativity.

  • Exams practice probably eats half of you brain and another half gets destroyed on results day.

  • Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.

  • Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.

  • An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

  • If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.

  • Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.

  • Sleeping Is My Drug. My Bed Is My Dealer & My Alarm Clock Is The Police.

  • The Word ” Studying ” Was Made Up Of Two Words Originally ” Students Dying “.

  • That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.

  • I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head & Other Person Doesn’T Follow The Damn Script.


SATYAM BAJAJ Student, Artist, and Small Business Owner in New Delhi, India Hello, I’m Satyam. I’m a student living in New Delhi, India. I am a fan of technology, food, and web development. I’m also interested in fashion and cooking.

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